Fall TV Preview

We know, we know: You're tired. You're hungry. You're not sure what the heck to make of the fall television schedule after having spent a most satisfying summer on Pulau Tiga. Don't worry, we're more than willing to play host to this great big island and advise you on the surefire survivors of the new slate. (If we were you, we wouldn't get too comfortable, Geena Davis.) We'll give you the lowdown on your daily ration of dark sci-fi dramas (so good of you to join us, James Cameron) and nighttime soaps (land ho, Yasmine Bleeth!). We'll even bring Seinfeld alum Michael Richards and a long-lost Fugitive to council. Our tribe has spoken. So go grab a tall, refreshing glass of coconut milk and turn the page already.