FUTURAMA
She got an Emmy nomination for playing Dewey's babysitter on
Malcolm in the Middle, and this season Bea Arthur guests on
another Fox Sunday comedy, voicing Futurama's ''Femputer,'' the
leader of a society of man-killing Amazons. There'll be no such
animosity between pizza guy Fry and 31st-century fox
Leela they make it to the altar, and ''I'm not going to say what
happens next, but it involves the Harlem Globetrotters,'' spills
exec producer David X. Cohen. Violence breaks out again on the
Christmas show, though. ''There's a lot of Santa Claus murdering
and rampaging,'' says Cohen. ''I know it's going to be good
because the Fox censors are very unhappy with it.'' (Nov. 5)
THE JAMIE FOXX SHOW
The In Living Color alum will launch his own WB sketch show
midseason but not before doing 15 more episodes of his eponymous
sitcom, thus reaching the magic syndication number of 100. The
finale will feature the wedding of Jamie and Fancy (Garcelle
Beauvais). Says Foxx, pictured, ''We're going to end it on a
bang.'' So to speak. (Oct. 8)
KING OF THE HILL
Guest voices-a-go-go: Brendan Fraser as a slow-minded jock whom
substitute teacher Peggy flunks, much to husband
Hank's chagrin (''His booster club and the whole town rises up
against her,'' says executive producer Richard Appel); Lisa
Kudrow as office worker Dale's stiff-necked new supervisor;
Renée Zellweger as Hank's scantily attired new coworker; Kathy
Bates as a traffic cop who develops a crush on Hank; Snoop Dogg
as a white wannabe gangsta pimp; and Shanghai Noon's Owen Wilson
as a 26-year-old virgin who falls for Hank's niece, Luanne.
Plus, during a road trip to Austin, Hank moons Texas ex-governor
Ann Richards. Guess George Dubya Bush was busy. (Nov. 5)
TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL
Richard Chamberlain alert! The Thorn Birds' randy priest
appears in a dual role as a New York City socialite and his
gold-mining great-grandfather in an 1893 flashback. Monica (Roma
Downey) will also deal with such futuristic topics as
''What if there really is a Matrix?'' hints exec producer Martha
Williamson. ''But God is behind the curtain.'' To quote Keanu
Reeves: Whoa. (Oct. 1)
THE SIMPSONS
The cartoon enters its 12th season, and thankfully, Homer's got plenty of high jinks left in him: He gets his thumb
chopped off by Marge, starts a civil war when Springfield is
split into two area codes, grows thinner after going on a hunger
strike, and gets smarter after a crayon that's been lodged in
his brain since childhood is removed. Listen for the Who, Drew
Barrymore, Edward Norton, Michael Keaton, and authors Stephen
King, Amy Tan, and John Updike. ''What other cartoon can say
that?'' boasts creator Matt Groening of this literary coup.
''Perhaps Scooby-Doo.'' (Nov. 5)


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