''Where'd you get that accent ... Sesame Street?''
Xander (Nicholas Brendon) to Count Dracula (Rudolf Martin) on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
''In the past, your dumbness has gotten in the way of a few things that I really wanted to do: The book club. Theater.
Having conversations.''
Debra (Patricia Heaton) to Ray (Ray Romano) on Everybody Loves Raymond
''According to Olympic officials, Andreea Raducan's positive drug
test comes from two cold medication pills given to her to clear
up the sniffles she always gets after taking bovine growth
hormone.''
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show
''Bette Midler has her own show on CBS. This is very important,
because Bette Midler brings us the highly coveted over-55 gay
male viewer.''
David Letterman on Late Show
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