''Take it from me — as the groom all you have to do is show up and
try to say the right name.''
Thrice-married Ross (David Schwimmer) to newly engaged Chandler (Matthew Perry) on Friends
''A lot of talk this week about RU-486. Now don't confuse this
with President Clinton's vanity plate, RU-4-69.''
Jay Leno on The Tonight Show
''At the presidential debates George W. Bush tried to prove that
he wasn't stupid by showing off his knowledge of world affairs:
He correctly pronounced the names of the leaders of Serbia,
Russia, and all 37 girls who were in Destiny's Child.''
Chris Rock on The Chris Rock Show
''Which one has hips wide enough to bear your enormous children?''
Frank (Peter Boyle), helping Robert (Brad Garrett) pick between
his three girlfriends, on Everybody Loves Raymond
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