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-- RAY ROMANO ''To stop cracking my toes -- the sound p -- -es off my wife.''
-- KATHY GRIFFIN ''To try to date more guys in 'N Sync. I've already been through two, and I'm working on the band.''
-- TERI GARR ''To count votes more carefully.''
-- TIM ALLEN ''I'm only going to eat mint-chip ice cream that's white, none of that green stuff. Ice cream shouldn't be green -- even on Saint Patty's Day.''
-- CARROT TOP ''I should stop imitating Chelsea Clinton. I guess I'm going to have to stop all my Clinton jokes.''
-- LAURA LINNEY (You Can Count on Me) ''To sweat every day.''
-- BRENDAN FRASER (Bedazzled) ''To eat more ice cream.''
-- RACHAEL LEIGH COOK (Josie and the Pussycats) ''To start flossing. I've been told my plaque situation could be improved.''
-- PINK ''To not conform at all.''
-PORTIA DE ROSSI (Ally McBeal) ''Last year I quit smoking, so this year I've got to cut down on shopping sprees.''
-- PATRICK FUGIT (Almost Famous) ''I'm quitting carbonation.''
-- DYLAN McDERMOTT (The Practice) ''More pork and dairy.''
-- ERIC McCORMACK (Will & Grace) ''I'm going to eat every other day.''
-- TOM ARNOLD ''Last year I added more personal lubricant to my life, and this year I'm hoping to get married. I haven't asked my girlfriend yet because I know she'll say no.''
-- SISQO ''To do the best I can to make everyone understand I'm not a gimmick -- I'm a musician.''
-- CARNIE WILSON ''To have as much sex as possible. And to keep the weight off.''
-- CHRISTINA APPLEGATE ''Not so many Chupa Chups lollipops.''
-MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN (Planet of the Apes) ''To clean my house. I'm a slob -- and my bedroom is the worst.''
-- JESSICA SIMPSON ''To stay healthy. I haven't eaten any sugar in, like, a month. I crave Sour Patch Kids so bad!''
-- CHAD LOWE ''To read more novels and less scripts.''
-- TONI BRAXTON ''I'm trying not to eat red meat. Wish me luck because I am a hamburger girl!''
-- HELEN HUNT ''To never make New Year's resolutions.''
