''That 'N Sucked.'' Halftime coordinator Timothy Swackhammer (Ben Stiller) to 'N Sync, during the Super Bowl
''I thought I'd get The Tonight Show, too.'' David Letterman, after Survivor castoff Debb said she thought she'd win, on Late Show
''Supermodel Cindy Crawford is being sued by her neighbors because they claim she makes too much noise. Apparently, the neighbors haven't slept in weeks because all night long she keeps yelling out, 'Oh, Conan!''' Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''When did you become Pinky Tuscadero?'' Doug (Kevin James), after Carrie (Leah Remini) referred to her home as her ''turf,'' on The King of Queens
''I was in and out of there faster than a black man at a Friends audition.'' Agent Morton (Mel Jackson) on DAG


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