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''You'll be fine, Silkwood.'' Grissom (WILLIAM PETERSEN), reassuring Nick (GEORGE EADS) after he was exposed to traces of uranium, on CSI
''Sporty Spice told the Reuters news agency that she's done with the Spice Girls, making her just two years behind everybody else.'' JIMMY FALLON on SNL
''Lois, that boy needs a father figure, and I really think it should be me.'' Hal (BRYAN CRANSTON) to his wife (JANE KACZMAREK), about their son Reese (JUSTIN BERFIELD), on Malcolm in the Middle
''The KKK adopts a highway. Joke's on them: It's black.'' JON STEWART on The Daily Show
''She's the Alexis Carrington of Ogakor.'' Survivor JEFF VARNER talking about scheming competitor JERRI MANTHEY, on The Rosie O'Donnell Show
