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Cybertalk: Tom Green

The funniest lines on the web from the week of April 27, 2001

''It's a fairly liquid-filled movie. Although I'm proud to report there's no pee in the movie. Although there is quite a bit of blood and water. There's actually a lot of water in the movie. There's one scene where I drink a lot of orange juice.'' — Freddy Got Fingered's Tom Green on bodily fluids, on Entertainment Tonight Online

''He thinks he's all H.R. Tough N Stuff, but he's really a sushi-eatin' moron. I told him the first day that he doesn't even have to go to wardrobe, just walk from your trailer at home up to the set. You might need a little extra WD-40 in your hair, but it might be greasy enough.'' — Joe Dirt's David Spade on his costar Kid Rock, on Yahoo! Chat

Originally posted Apr 27, 2001 Published in issue #593 Apr 27, 2001 Order article reprints
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