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''Aaron Sorkin was arrested for possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Sorkin said he was sorry and he hopes everybody watches tomorrow night's The West Wing where President Bartlet turns into a giant lizard.'' CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night
''If the rapper is convicted, teens are reminded to enter the 'Share a cell with Eminem' contest on a special Friday edition of TRL.'' CRAIG KILBORN on The Late Late Show
''They say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' But that's like saying, 'Butter knives don't spread butter on bread, people spread butter on bread.' Of course, that's true, but that doesn't make it a smart thing to say.'' Javier (IAN GOMEZ) on Felicity
''What do you want, Ray -- golf or sex?''' Debra (PATRICIA HEATON), after Ray (RAY ROMANO) complimented her, on Everybody Loves Raymond
