The Big One
Last year, when Michael Moore (Roger & Me) went on a tour to
promote his book Downsize This! he took along a camera to prove
the book's point: Corporate downsizing sucks. The documentary
was well received at Sundance, but got a thumbs-down from Nike's
chief exec, Phil Knight, who was interviewed for the film and
asked that some of his lines be cut. Moore refused to downsize.
(April 3)
Dirty Work
Former "Weekend Update" anchor Norm Macdonald, who stars as a
henchman for hire, says movies are a cinch compared with live
TV: "In a movie, you do what you think is funny if it's not
funny, you don't have to know." (April 10)
Meet the Deedles
Twin surfer dudes (Paul Walker IV and Steve Van Wormer) are
mistaken for Yellowstone park rangers and are enlisted to save
Old Faithful from an evil ex-ranger (Dennis Hopper). Also
featured is Bart the Bear, who appeared in The Edge. "We're
getting a lighter side of Bart," says Van Wormer. "He doesn't
kill anybody." (March 27)
Baby Geniuses
Kathleen Turner stars in this comedy about a psychiatrist whose
plan to rule the world by molding babies into geniuses is foiled
by the toddlers themselves. "What makes it special is watching
the computers morph pre-speech kids so they appear to be
speaking intelligently," says Turner. (April 10)
Shooting Fish
Brit slang for "swindle," Shooting Fish stars Dan Futterman (The Birdcage) and Stuart Townsend as two grown-up orphan grifters
saving to buy a house. "It's sort of a '90s Robin Hood kind of
thing," says Futterman. "These guys steal from the rich and give
to, um, themselves." (April 10)
Nightwatch
Ewan McGregor plays a morgue attendant accused of unspeakable
crimes. "At last," cracks McGregor, who played a Trainspottingjunkie, got naked in The Pillow Book, and kidnapped Cameron Diaz
in A Life Less Ordinary, "my mother can watch me in a film and
not be ashamed."(April 17)
Tarzan and the Lost City
Starship Troopers' Casper Van Dien, as Hollywood's latest
Tarzan, sets out to save an ancient mystical city. The ape man
was recently played by Christopher Lambert in 1984's Greystoke:
The Legend of Tarzan. But Van Dien says he's not worried: "I'll
kick Lambert's Highlander ass." (Late April)
The Hanging Garden
An overweight boy attempts suicide and runs away from home; when
he returns 25 years later, he's trim and openly gay, and his
Nova Scotian family's as dysfunctional as ever. "I used to think
none of it is autobiographical," says first-time director Thom
Fitzgerald, "but since I've done a thousand interviews, I'm now
convinced that I was an obese teenager who hung myself."(April)
Robert Carlyle really does show the full monty as a working-class Scot who learns that he has MS. "It's about the way the illness affects his relationships," says director Michael Winterbottom (Welcome to Sarajevo). "It's supposed to be quite funny." (April 10)


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