''No, I look like Divine.''
Roz (Peri Gilpin), after Frasier
(Kelsey Grammer) told her she looked divine in her sequined
maternity evening gown, on Frasier
''You do know that Wham! broke up?''
Chandler (Matthew perry),
after Ross (David Schwimmer) got an earring, on Friends
''George Michael was arrested for performing a lewd act in a
public rest room where gay men are known to hang out. The most
embarrassing part is, he was arrested by the cop from the
Village People.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''With the taping of the final episode of Seinfeld shrouded in
secrecy, everyone is asking 'How does it end?' Hey, I know how
it ends: with NBC entertainment president Warren Littlefield
lying drunk in a gutter going 'No!!!'''
Colin Quinn on SNL
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