''Experts tell me the Windows 98 system goes down so often that
they're thinking of renaming it the Monica 98.''
DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Night
''She's a sentence finisher. It's like dating Mad Libs.''
JERRY (JERRY SEINFELD), kvetching about his new girlfriend
(Julia Campbell), on Seinfeld
''Till death do us part, Marie. After that, you're on your own.''
FRANK (PETER BOYLE), explaining to his wife why he sold half
their burial plot, on Everybody Loves Raymond
''The only thing you two have in common is the faint impression
of the word Sealy on your backsides.''
NILES (DAVID HYDE PIERCE), teasing his brother, Frasier (Kelsey
Grammer), about his fling with a bohemian
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