''I saw the movie Godzilla over the weekend. You know what matters more than size? A f -- -ing script.'' DENNIS MILLER on Dennis Miller Live
''I feel like the sixth Spice Girl or something. I'm like MSG Spice.'' MARGARET CHO, in a miniskirt and platform shoes, on The Rosie O'Donnell Show
''If convicted, [Deborah Gibson's alleged stalker] could face jail time or, even worse, the 'Electric Youth' chair.'' CRAIG KILBORN on The Daily Show
''He doesn't know much, and he hasn't done much, but everybody likes him.'' MOLLY IVINS, assessing Texas governor George W. Bush, on The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder
''Oh, that's right, that's me.'' JERRY SEINFELD, after mistakenly referring to Larry's (Garry Shandling) talk show continuing in syndication, on The Larry Sanders Show
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