''Well, I'm in love with Jim Carrey.... I'm obsessed with Jim Carrey. I have his picture on my wall. I would do any movie with Jim Carrey, anything he asks me to do. I always said I would never play a prostitute or a...lap dancer. But if Jim Carrey wanted me to, I'd do it.'' -- The Last Days of Disco's CHLOE SEVIGNY on RoughCut Online
''I get to make fun of Brooke Shields all day! And there's not a thing she can do about it!'' -- Suddenly Susan's KATHY GRIFFIN on America Online
''Smart and funny would describe me, I think. Well, yeah, fat, I guess, would too. Smart, fat, funny, and outdoorsy are three -- four words -- I think that best describe me.'' -- Dirty Work's ARTIE LANGE on RoughCut Online
''[Hollywood is] settin' me up to tear me down, like with Cable Guy. It's not like I sent my guys out on the town and said, 'Get me a drama.'...Life is about protecting your spark. That's what I get paid for, not to make choices in my life that dwindle the excitement to do what I do.'' -- The Truman Show's JIM CARREY on E! Online
