New Shows
HOLDING THE BABY
CONCEPT Single dad (Jon Patrick Walker) has to find somebody to
hold the baby while he works. Enter: pretty young nanny
(Jennifer Westfeldt).
THE SCOOP Baby is based on a Brit
show that, according to exec producer Howard J. Morris, was
''funny but with a very different sense of humor.'' Having seen
this pilot, we can only conclude he means the English version
had jokes. Morris says the show will be ''driven by the baby....
There's a whole episode where he loses the baby's Mr. Hoppity,
and they go through hoops to get it back.''
BOTTOM LINE We'd go
through hoops to put this stinker back in Fox's development
pipeline.
THE ARMY SHOW
CONCEPT A Sgt. Bilko for the '90s (i.e., dumber, without the
seasoned professionalism of Phil Silvers), starring Ellen's
David Anthony Higgins.
THE SCOOP In a rare display of
good aesthetic taste, the U.S. Army declined to assist the
makers of this show. Says creator J.J. Wall, ''They asked to see
a script, and then at that point, they suddenly stopped
returning our phone calls.'' Could it have anything to do with
the recruits hanging out in a bar called House of Jugs?
BOTTOM
LINE Typical line: ''These boots are really uncomfortable.
Doesn't the Army make sandals?'' Viewers, we trust, will go AWOL
to avoid this one.
Returning Shows
TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL
It's not going to be Ozzie and Harriet,'' says coexec producer
Jon Andersen. ''We're not avoiding issues that are delicate and
troublesome.'' A few topics on the agenda: mental illness (in an
episode guest-starring Margot Kidder and Chad Lowe), autism,
spousal abuse, and AIDS. Star Roma Downey has a pet cause she'd
like to address: ''I'm trying to convince them that if we can
take on civil rights in China [in last season's finale], we
could deal with political unrest in Northern Ireland.'' Would
that mean a free trip to her native land? ''I fear CBS execs will
say, 'If they re-created Beijing in Salt Lake City, they can
re-create Ireland.' So I have a feeling I'll be buying me own
ticket home.''
THE SIMPSONS
Guest voices include Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Ron Howard,
George Carlin, Martin Mull, Fred Willard, Mark Hamill, and Cyndi
Lauper. Yet the biggest coup will come in the Super Bowl
episode: a cartoon cameo from Fox overlord Rupert Murdoch. ''He
auditioned along with several other billionaires,'' quips
executive producer Mike Scully. ''It came down to him, Bill
Gates, and the Olsen twins.'' The annual Halloween episode will
feature Homer getting a hair transplant from a serial killer,
Bart and Lisa being sucked into their TV, and the revelation
that Homer isn't Maggie's father. Perhaps scariest of all:
''We'll be airing an episode called 'Simpsons Bible Stories,'
because I felt we weren't getting quite enough mail,'' says
Scully, who, nevertheless, quickly adds that ''Homer won't be
playing Jesus.''


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