''If you make fun of me later, I'm gonna hunt you down and kill
you.''
CAMRYN MANHEIM, before describing her plus-size Emanuel
gown to E! fashion maven Melissa Rivers, on The Live Emmy Awards
Post-Show
''President Clinton spent the day on the phone with friends, who
said that while he seemed upbeat, he didn't end his
conversations with his trademark 'Oh, God, yes!'''
CRAIG KILBORN
on The Daily Show
''How do they get the sand off?''
DAVID LETTERMAN, looking at
naked beachside pictures of guest Cindy Crawford in Playboy, on
Late Show
''If you're over 100, we send you to Oprah.''
JERRY SPRINGER,
joking about his guests' IQs, on The Chris Rock Show
''Nothing's inexcusable except what [Clinton] did to Chelsea. To
know that she has a little brother or sister stuck to a dress
somewhere...''
JOAN RIVERS on Politically Incorrect
