''Like all low-budget porn, the audio was terrible, and it took
way too long to get to the good parts.''
CRAIG KILBORN, analyzing the Clinton testimony video, on The
Daily Show
''In 1993, the year we went on the air, Julia Roberts married
Lyle Lovett, Prince changed his name to a weird symbol, and
Michael Jordan quit the Bulls to play baseball. So, as you can
see, we were hardly the year's biggest mistake.''
CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night's 5th Anniversary Primetime Special
''Men are always trying to mentally undress me. I'm just trying
to save them some time.''
ALLY (CALISTA FLOCKHART), explaining her extremely short skirts,
on Ally McBeal
''Because of the Clinton stuff, the country is ignoring Al Gore
altogether. Earlier today — this is very sad — to get a little
attention, Al Gore deliberately misspelled potato.''
DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show
