''Sharon Stone said that recent media speculation about whether
she's pregnant is an invasion of the most private part of her
body. Stone said that part of her body is reserved for her
husband, her gynecologist, and the people who see her movies.''
CONAN O'BRIEN on Late Night
''Rush Hour, starring Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan, was No. 1
at the box office again, making it the most lucrative
black-Asian combination since Tiger Woods.''
COLIN QUINN on SNL
''John Gotti underwent surgery...Doctors removed a cancerous
tumor near his tonsils. Then they took the tumor, drove it to
New Jersey, and shot it in the head 10 times.''
CHRIS ROCK on The
Chris Rock Show
''Mel Gibson apparently decided to go forward with a big-screen
version of Hogan's Heroes after seeing Saving Private Ryan and
Schindler's List, which Gibson said 'didn't really capture the
zany, madcap comedy that was Nazi Germany.'''
CRAIG KILBORN on
The Daily Show
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