In space, no one can hear you do lunch. Which is to say that power, in sci-fi terms, is less about getting the right table at Spago and more about the wattage of your mechanical sidekick. With that in mind, we present a futuristic addendum to ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY's Power 101, our annual compendium of Tinseltown's most influential movers and shakers. Herewith, the Robot Power list:
1 Robby Forbidden Planet
Assets He cooks, he sews, and he dispenses booze! The prototype
for future bubble-headed 'bots.
Debits Bad career choices.
Post-Planet, he popped up in the forgettable Invisible Boy.
2 R2-D2 & C-3P0 Star Wars
Assets A mechanical power pair. One knows millions of languages,
the other hacks the Death Star's garbage system.
Debits The
ambiguously gay duo spend more time bickering than Lucy and Ricky.
3 Gort The Day the Earth Stood Still
Assets The ultimate strong, silent type (imagine the illicit
love child of Clint Eastwood and the Tin Man)
Debits A bit
trigger-happy with the death ray.
4 Rosie The Jetsons
Assets As animated as they come. And finally, a maid who does
Windows.
Debits Whinier than Fran Drescher after her credit
cards are maxed out.
5 Pimpbot 5000 Late Night
ASSETS Conan O'Brien's pal is part '70s street pimp, part '50s automaton. He's a real sex machine. DEBITS Wardrobe makes Huggy Bear's look tasteful.
6 Al Gore C-SPAN
Assets No built-in weaponry per se, but those two-hour budget
speeches can induce comas.
Debits Too mechanical to pass off as
human.


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