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''I could never possibly even suggest to my children how they
should eat their Oreos. They wouldn't listen. I know how
intelligent they are, and how much more superior they are than
me, so I wouldn't even try to suggest possibly twisting one side
clockwise while twisting the other side counterclockwise, thus
equally dividing and separating the cream filling on both halves
and so on. My kids would just be like, 'No, Dad, I use a knife'
or something.''
— One Tough Cop's STEPHEN BALDWIN, on Mr. Showbiz
''That Catholic schoolgirl uniform was the brunt of many jokes
from the grips. It was like, 'Let me bring that home for me and
my wife! If I take you out to dinner, will you wear that outfit?'''
— Dawson's Creek's MICHELLE WILLIAMS on her costume in
Halloween: H20, on E! Online
''For me, the guy who's the coolest is the biggest nerd because
he's not interested in being cool, and to me, that's cool. It's
the cool guy, who's trying oh-so-hard to be cool, with the moves
and everything.... Guys like that, I just think 'Man, just lay
it down and take a nap.'''
— Clay Pigeons' VINCE VAUGHN, on Entertainment Drive
