Best Non-Porn Titles That Could've Been Mistaken For Political Scandals
Pecker, What Dreams May Come, Slam, Two Girls and a Guy
Worst Title
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Scariest Villain
Stacy Keach's neo-Nazi ringleader in American History X
Strongest Support
Paul Giamatti in The Negotiator, Saving Private Ryan, and The Truman Show
Most Marble-Mouthed Performer
Viggo Mortensen in A Perfect Murder and Psycho
Best Overacting
Tie: Kathy Bates in The Waterboy; John Malkovich in Rounders; the entire cast of The Big Hit
Worst Overacting
The entire cast of Armageddon
Best Catchphrase
''Let's span time.''
Vincent Gallo in Buffalo 66
Most Surprising Ending
Tie: Waking Ned Devine; Wild Things
Least Surprising Ending
Psycho
Most Welcome Ending
Meet Joe Black
Worst Movie Everyone Involved Had Had Anything To Do With
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Worst Tag Line
''Every city has one.''
Monument Ave.
Most Attractive Prosthetic Enhancement
Natasha Lyonne's cleavage in Slums of Beverly Hills
Ugliest Prosthetic Enhancement
Lin Shaye's withered chest in There's Something About Mary
Least in Need of Prosthetic Enhancement
A full-frontal Kevin Bacon in Wild Things
Best Hair
Anthony Hopkins' flowing locks in The Mask of Zorro
Worst Hair
Josh Hartnett's perpetual bedhead in Halloween: H20
Best Post-'Seinfeld' Project
A Bug's Life, which features Julia Louis-Dreyfus as the voice of a princess ant
Worst Post-'Seinfeld' Project
Sour Grapes, sitcom cocreator Larry David's aggressively unfunny first feature
Best Line
''I feel physically inadequate. My whole life...I've never been able to lift more than 10 times my own body weight.''
Woody Allen in Antz
Worst Line
''A bird could love a fish, but where would they live?''
Drew Barrymore in Ever After
Trendiest Plot Point
Assisted suicide. In Bulworth and A Friend of the Deceased, the protagonists hire hitmen to do them in; the Iranian film Taste of Cherry concerns a middle-aged man who asks passersby to help his suicide plans.
Least Probable Heartbreaker
Dustin Hoffman, whose shrink character in Sphere allegedly destroyed Sharon Stone's psyche when he spurned her
Least Enticing Blurb
''...as ruthlessly beautiful and compelling as a geometrical theorem.''
David Cronenberg on Cube
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