''Calling Independence Day the stupidest movie I'd ever seen, while Robert Loggia was sitting on the panel, was not one of my finest moments. I still think it's the stupidest movie I've ever seen, but I wish I hadn't said it while he was there.'' -- Politically Incorrect host Bill Maher on America Online

''I'm pretty anonymous now, and living in Los Angeles, where you can see, well, everybody, at the dry cleaners and the market.... I get to enjoy the notoriety of any regular [person] in a small town.'' -- Former Saturday Night Live star Laraine Newman on Prodigy

''The most crazy [thing I've done]? I went into a grocery store wearing a raincoat and that was it. Nothing under it -- nothing.'' -- Dennis Rodman on AOL

''My headmaster deemed me a total failure in every academic subject except English. His comment on my failing report card for five straight years was 'If there is a way to make money out of writing, he will be a success. If he doesn't, failure looms.''' -- Robin Leach on Prodigy

''The Crucible will probably now typecast me as a sadistic 17th-century religious fanatic. Willard typecast me as someone who likes little animals. After that I was typecast as dads, lawyers, police captains, and sensitive suffering types. So I'll be typecast with whatever else comes along that is successful.''


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