''Annie has a sister? Ecchh! That's like finding out there was a Chuck Hitler.'' — Richard (Malcolm Gets), about his nemesis, on Caroline in the City
''I'm not a club kind of guy. If I want to yell in someone's ear, I'll go visit my grandmother.'' — Mike (Michael J. Fox) on Spin City
''Oh, you watched it in a hotel room on Spank-o-Vision like the rest of us.'' — Bill Maher, after conservative Floyd Brown told Elizabeth Berkley he hadn't seen Showgirls, on Politically Incorrect
''Three guys living in a one-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment — oh, to be one of the thousands of flies on that wall.'' — Kate (Christa Miller), after Drew shacked up with his two buddies, on The Drew Carey Show
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