Day of the Warrior (1996)

It's unfair to compare the movies of Andy Sidaris with those of other directors. After all, the competition has to waste time maintaining a coherent plot and getting performances from talented actors. Sidaris just calls up a few ladies from the pages of Penthouse or Playboy and sends them off to play secret agent in front of the cameras. His latest direct-to-video exercise, Day of the Warrior is another men's magazine come to life, full of silicone, fast cars, and glamorous locations. As for the story, a turncoat (Ted Prior) compromises the bimbos and beefcake as they infiltrate a criminal mastermind's strip joints and porn studios. As for the dialogue, just remember that two get-this-off-my-chest jokes is lame, but three is a motif.