His name was Yoda He was a muppet Darth Vader was so bad And by the way, he's Luke's dad

Luke kissed his sister His hand got cut-off In that galaxy far, far away Luke has had a lousy day Boba Fett was so mean Jabba had bad hygiene Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine

(Chorus) At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina Music and blasters And old Jedi masters At the Star Wars Cantina

(C) 1996 Mark Davis/Earthquake Entertainment


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