Sound Bites

''Joanie gave Chachi a hickey. That's as hot as it got.'' — Garry Marshall, comparing Happy Days with today's sexy sitcoms, on The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder

''Martin Lawrence [is] not going to do his show anymore.... He wants to spend more time freaking out in the street.'' — Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

''Jews don't drink too much — it interferes with our suffering.'' — Milton Berle on The Daily Show

''A TV station in Alabama is refusing to air the coming-out episode of Ellen. A spokesman...said, 'Homosexuality is not a topic that two cousins should watch with their children.''' — Conan O'Brien on Late Night