''It's been reported that animal rights activist Linda McCartney is now insisting that her dogs and cats be vegetarians. Even worse, she won't let them wear fur.'' — Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''She's very succinct.... It's like you're dating USA Today.'' — Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), describing George's girlfriend, who abbreviates her stories with the phrase ''yadda, yadda,'' on Seinfeld
''She's home sick. It's not serious — I think she just wrestled in some bad Jell-O.'' — Bulldog (Dan Butler), about his stripper girlfriend, on Frasier
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