The Paranoid's Pocket Guide

Could it be your hair's falling out? Is your Caesar salad swarming with salmonella? Sure you didn't leave the oven on? What if this compendium of beyond-Seinfeldian, fear-inducing factlets gives you worries you never had before (is your alarm clock giving you brain cancer)? What if, snorting back laughter while reading it, you rupture a key blood vessel? What if The Paranoid's Pocket Guide is a best-seller and everyone you know becomes as nervous as Cameron Tuttle, whoever she is? What if she's someone terribly important and you give her little book a bad grade and she ruins your career? B