Barbra Streisand has asked the E! network's Gossip Show not to
call her Babs anymore. The only problem is now they've started
calling her Poopy-Head.''
CONAN O'BRIEN, performing for a crowd of children, on Late Night
''He's so antidrug he makes me look like Robert Downey Jr.''
SISTER PETER MARIE (RITA MORENO), a drug counselor, about a
Muslim inmate, on HBO's Oz
''A White House employee says [President Clinton] kissed and
fondled her in an office at the White House and that it would
have gone further but was interrupted by one of his illegal
fund-raising calls.''
BILL MAHER on Politically Incorrect
''Yeah, I saw the Brad Pitt pictures. He's butt naked smoking a
cigarette. And the cigarette's bigger.''
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS on The Keenen Ivory Wayans Show
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