''Chelsea's going to college. It's surprising, because most of us
thought the member of the Clinton family going away for four
years would be Hillary.''
DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show
''The Beatles were No. 5 on Forbes' richest-entertainers list,
and they haven't worked together for 30 years. Meanwhile, Hammer
put out an album last year, and the brother called me collect.''
CHRIS ROCK on The Chris Rock Show
''Elton John said he thought of singing a version of 'Candle in
the Wind' [for Mother Teresa], but he can't think of a rhyme for
'leprosy.'''
BILL MAHER on Politically Incorrect
''My doctor gave me the news.... I started to cry.... I said,
'There's another one. Real soon, I feel it coming.... And I pray
it's not me.' Then Mother Teresa came.''
MICHAEL JACKSON discussing Princess Diana's death with Barbara
Walters on 20/20
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