EW: And how important is a good sex life to a healthy marriage?

HANK: I'm sorry, but I won't answer that. Maybe people in Hollywood go for that potty-mouth talk, but that won't cut it at the Hill House. It's our business how healthy our marriage is, and as for the sex part, that's nobody's business.

EW: Moving on, then. We all know about your obsession with lawn care, Hank. Care to share any secrets?

HANK: Communication.

BILL: Now, wait a minute, Hank, you don't have to give away any secrets.

DALE: You reporters and your fancy-schmancy typewriters, always comin' around diggin' for our lawn secrets. Give it up!

BILL: We ain't talkin', newsman guy!

DALE: Yeah!

HANK: This interview is over.


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