10 ''Wannabe'' and ''Say You'll Be There'' // Spice Girls (Virgin, singles) Uncle.

THE WORST

1 ''BUTTERFLY KISSES'' // Bob Carlisle (Diadem, single) We're glad you're proud of your little girl, Bob, but did you have to set those emotions to soft-focus music that makes us puke quicker than morning sickness? And then overemote in a way that makes Michael Bolton sound like a mumbler?

2 YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE // LeAnn Rimes (Curb, album) The national anthem, ''God Bless America,'' rote remakes of pop standards — a fine program for a state fair or a beauty-pageant contestant, but not a major-league act. The sloppiest excuse for a superstar follow-up since Vanilla Ice's live album, by a young woman with a whole lotta voice and a whole little sense of what to do with it.

3 SECRET SAMADHI // Live (Radioactive, album) If this humorless, self-important twaddle is what rock has become, then maybe the genre is dead after all.

4 ''WE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE'' // Wyclef Jean (Columbia, single) Say what you will about the Fugees, at least they record their own versions of oldies rather than resort to lazy sampling — or did, that is, until this needless Bee Gees retread.

5 YOURSELF OR SOMEONE LIKE YOU // Matchbox 20 (Lava/Atlantic, album) As if we need another reason to grouse about Counting Crows and Hootie: Their ascendance has led to a glut of grating young dullards like this. Let's hope the woman who inspired the line ''I want to take you for granted'' (from the creepy hit ''Push'') is long gone.

Originally posted Dec 26, 1997 Published in issue #411-412 Dec 26, 1997 Order article reprints
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