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''Famed anthropologist Mary Leakey died at the age of 83. Leakey was buried near her home, where she will rest in peace, until some nosy anthropologist digs her up.''
— Norm Macdonald on SNL

''Barbie now is getting a bigger waist and a smaller chest.... Not surprisingly, Ken announced he wants to start seeing other dolls.''
— David Letterman on Late Show

''Our top story tonight: Kenny G blows.''
— Craig Kilborn, after the sax man held a note for a record 45 minutes, on The Daily Show

Originally posted Dec 26, 1997 Published in issue #411-412 Dec 26, 1997 Order article reprints
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