''Famed anthropologist Mary Leakey died at the age of 83. Leakey
was buried near her home, where she will rest in peace, until
some nosy anthropologist digs her up.''
Norm Macdonald on SNL
''Barbie now is getting a bigger waist and a smaller chest....
Not surprisingly, Ken announced he wants to start seeing other
dolls.''
David Letterman on Late Show
''Our top story tonight: Kenny G blows.''
Craig Kilborn, after the sax man held a note for a record 45
minutes, on The Daily Show
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