NIXON--WATERGATE

NIXON -- WATERGATE (P.I.F. Warpmedia, CD-ROM for PC and Mac, $39.95) As evil as Richard Nixon may have been perceived by some, he could not have been as loathsome as the folks hawking this disc. The box promises an hour of historic video and 16,000-plus pages of Watergate-hearings transcripts. But the footage is mostly an undated close-up of former Nixon White House counsel John Dean -- droning on about events in an unidentified year. And the transcripts are mostly gibberish along the lines of ''...he 0 ondered 51 hat the hell Hunt lvas tallying about Brith reward to Afitche]l's having perjured llimself.'' For labeling this garbage ''American history,'' its marketers should be impeached. F