''MELROSE doesn't try to make sense. It's Melrosian logic, which is what [the producers] tell me when I ask questions. We live in an alternate universe where things don't have to make sense.'' -- Kristin Davis on America Online

''I'M A LITTLE bit nervous [about going on Letterman]. I've been thinking about what I should do. Should I beat him up? Should I try something funny? If I can't pronounce my English good, I will kick his butt!'' -- Rumble in the Bronx star Jackie Chan on CompuServe

''I THINK [Waiting to Exhale's success] is wonderful. I think Hollywood found a way to reach a black audience without shooting guns.'' -- NYPD Blue's James McDaniel on AOL

''IF WE COULD FIND a project that we both agreed was sound in script, sound in moral principal, and was suitably sexually explicit, we would do it.'' -- Mike Myers, on doing a new Wayne's World sequel with Dana Carvey, on AOL