''Old habits die hard for Charlie Sheen. As a part of the divorce
settlement, he left the alimony on the dresser and just tiptoed
out.''
David Letterman on Late Show
''You remember that video I found of Mom and Dad? Well, I just
caught the live show.''
Monica (Courteney Cox) to her brother, Ross (David Schwimmer),
after catching their parents flagrante delicto, on Friends
''The networks are planning to use a ratings system like the one
used by the movies. Murder, She Wrote has been slapped with an
NC-65.''
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect
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