''TLC also stands for Titty-Less Crew. And I am the president.'' -- Chilli (Rozonda Thomas) of the R&B group TLC on the Microsoft Network

''The first three years [on Saturday Night Live] I loved. The last year and a half I loved less.'' -- Down Periscope costar Rob Schneider on America Online

''I actually didn't come out to [brother Newt Gingrich]. My mom told him, and she said that his response was 'It's Candace's life, and she has the right to live it the way she wants to,' and that's all.'' -- Candace Gingrich, spokesperson for Human Rights Campaign and guest star on Friends, on CompuServe

''At my age, I only remember two things: Ladies are pretty and money pays the bills if you can get it.'' -- 70-year-old bluesman B.B. King on CompuServe

''Miss Piggy and I have a professional acting relationship. I act like a professional, and she acts like we are having a relationship.'' -- Muppet Treasure Island's Kermit the Frog on AOL