CYBERTALK

''I don't have the arrogance of my character on ER, and I don't have the wardrobe of my character on NewsRadio.'' -- Khandi Alexander, on her dual television roles, on America Online

''I'm not a comedy historian. To me a joke is a joke. The only reason one of my jokes would not play back in 1930 would be that nobody would know what the hell I'm talking about.'' -- Dave Thomas on Prodigy

''I think if you're a fat girl in high school, it prepares you for everything in life, because you understand pain and cruelty. I lived through it all and survived. So that's where I got [my sense of humor].''