''You're a big fat man with no self-control. You're like Jerry
Garcia without the music.''
Roseanne to Dan (John Goodman) on Roseanne
''Today, CBS announced their new fall line-up. They're very
excited about a comedy featuring Kathie Lee Gifford called Bless
This Sweatshop.''
David Letterman on Late Show
''Lincoln had a brighter future when he picked up his tickets at
the box office.''
Frasier (Kelsey Grammer), on his career prospects during his
first radio show, on Frasier
''As a result of the Dr. Kevorkian interview, Andy Rooney will be
getting more airtime on ''60 Minutes''. Which is strange — I thought
Kevorkian was supposed to relieve suffering.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
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