The Bare Facts

Anyone who's ever browsed alt.binaries.nude. celebrities shouldn't be surprised by this disc (based on the book of the same name), which indexes the semiclothed and nude appearances of nobodies, ingenues, and genuine celebs in thousands of A, B, and Z movies. The most perverse thing about The Bare Facts, though, is that — probably for copyright reasons — it contains no photos or video clips. You get a slow search engine and written detail that's positively stalkerish (exactly 15 minutes into the direct-to-video potboiler Embrace of the Vampire, teen queen Alyssa Milano shows her ''left breast and buns, while changing clothes in bedroom while talking to Chris''). My advice: Stick with the book. C-