''Yellow — right down my back, buddy.''
— Bob Uecker, after Joe Morgan asked him what his longest streak
as a player was, on the Baseball All-Star Game
''Independence Day is a blockbuster. Washington is flattened and
the First Lady dies. President Clinton called it the 'feel-good
hit of the summer.' ''
— Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect
''A new curfew is being proposed for New York teenagers that
would require them to be home by 10 p.m. Apparently, if they're
caught out after that, they'll lose their guns for a week.''
— Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''Riddick Bowe [had] a press conference to announce his next
opponent: 81-year-old character actor Harry Morgan.''
— David Letterman on Late Show
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