''Princess Di and Prince Charles have finally signed divorce
papers. Nobody knows for sure why the royal marriage didn't work
out, but I think we can rule out job stress.''
— Jay Leno on The Tonight Show
''The cast of ''Friends'' say they want 100,000 dollars an episode. You know
what I say? It's time to make new friends.''
— Rosie O'Donnell on The Rosie O'Donnell Show
''So if you walk by the dorms and hear anyone screaming 'Oh,
Canada,' it won't be the swimmers.''
— Bob Costas, explaining that Canadian swimmers agreed to
abstain from sexual activity during the Summer Olympics, on the
opening-ceremony broadcast
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