''I still go [to hometown Scottsdale, Ariz.] as much as
possible to regain sanity, alphabetize my colognes, and hang out
in front of Hickory Farms and try to get recognized. The smaller
the population of a state, the more I can trick them into
thinking I'm a star.''
— Saturday Night Live's David Spade on America Online
''I was trying to be a litigator and a trial lawyer, and not a
circus ringmaster. Besides, there are so many lawyers out there
who aren't ashamed to say they are so much better at this than
me. Let them handle the retrial — while I make $5,000 a week
trashing them on TV.''
— O.J. Simpson prosecutor Christopher Darden on Prodigy
''I think that many people thinking of me as a 10-year-old is not
a stretch, especially my mother. I know I did well if I get a
phone call from Michael Jackson.''
— Jack's Robin Williams on AOL
''I have a film I just finished. The title is Booty Call, and for
those of you who don't know what 'booty call' is, it's what
happens when somebody calls somebody else at two in the morning,
because they want to get with you.''
— In Living Color's Jamie Foxx on Prodigy
''I never carried a gun, but I did do surveillance. One night in
Brooklyn at three in the morning, standing under a streetlight,
while the rain came down on me and a three-legged dog hopped by,
I thought, 'I've gotta get out of this!'''
— Seinfeld's Wayne Knight on NBC.com
''I hate [the American Gladiators] uniform. It's tight, it
constantly crawls, what more can I say? I do feel like I'm
wearing a bathing suit, but I have no say in what I wear [on the
show].''
— Lori Fetrick, a.k.a. Ice, on AOL
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