Sound Bites

''O.J. Simpson's ex-girlfriend Paula Barbieri is now dating Mike Tyson...They have a lot in common: Both have taken showers with murderers.''
— David Letterman on Late Show

''Bob Dole [has] proven that he's in...great medical shape. He's married to the head of the American Red Cross, so he can get fresh blood whenever he wants it.''
— Harry Shearer, to John Hockenberry, on MSNBC's InterNight

''It was reported today that Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn are engaged. He's really lucky — he doesn't have to go through that awkward evening of meeting her parents.''
— Conan O'Brien on Late Night