''Calvin Klein has separated from Kelly, his wife of nine years.
'We are still the best of friends,' the couple said. 'It's just
that we're not pretending to sleep together anymore.'''
— Craig Kilborn on Comedy Central's The Daily Show
''As a big publicity stunt, Dennis Rodman married himself. Which
is fine. I just don't want to hear about the honeymoon.''
— Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from
their cages, 'I'm in here and you're walking around like that?'''
— Robin Williams, discussing his body hair, on CNBC's Al Roker
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