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''In a recent interview, Frank Gifford said that he and his wife,
Kathie Lee, are thinking about adopting another child. They
don't care what nationality the kid is just as long as he's
willing to work weekends.''
— Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''The Kennedys have proved that if you stick together as a
family, you can get through adversity and tragedy and then make
a fortune selling your mom's old crap.''
— Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect
''Do you want to see the Al Gore version of the Macarena? [Stands
motionless.] Want to see it again?''
— Al Gore addressing the Democratic National Convention
''If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms
ugly.''
— Joan Rivers on Politically Incorrect
