''You are such a Leno.''
— Cher (Rachel Blanchard), dissing her ex-stepbrother (David
Lascher), on Clueless
''Yesterday...Bob Dole mistakenly called the L.A. Dodgers the
Brooklyn Dodgers. Today, Dole said, 'I'm sorry, I didn't realize
they had moved out of New Amsterdam.'''
— Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''I'm a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.''
— Jimmy James (Stephen Root), telling Lisa (Maura Tierney)
she'll never uncover the skeletons in his closet, on NewsRadio
''Christie Brinkley [is getting married] for the fourth time.
There'll be a wonderful ceremony, then the single girls will
gather around and try to catch the prenuptial agreement.''
— Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect
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