''I say we never go out anymore. He says the Holocaust never
happened. You know how couples pick.''
Cathy Ladman, describing
an argument with her gentile boyfriend, on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist
''I don't think that's a problem.''
Diane Sawyer, to Mark
Fuhrman, after he said he worried about appearing too sensitive,
on PrimeTime Live
''Aside from a need for corrective lenses and a tendency to get
abducted by aliens as part of an international government
conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster.''
Mulder
(David Duchovny) on The X-Files
''It was more like a full-body dry heave set to music.''
George
(Jason Alexander), describing Elaine's bad dancing, on Seinfeld


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