''In a new Playboy interview, Mike Wallace said that he smoked
marijuana and that it acted as an aphrodisiac. Meanwhile, in a
separate interview, Morley Safer said that he'll never smoke pot
with Mike Wallace again.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
''In New York City, [this] is how we honor our heroes: We march
them up Broadway and throw trash on them.''
David Letterman, commenting on the Yankees' World Series
victory parade, on Late Show
''Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this the Ellen DeGeneres show?''
Jimmy James (Stephen Root) after seeing Lisa (Maura Tierney)
kiss Dave (Dave Foley), who was in drag for Halloween, on NewsRadio


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