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The top TV quotes from the week of November 15, 1996

''In a new Playboy interview, Mike Wallace said that he smoked marijuana and that it acted as an aphrodisiac. Meanwhile, in a separate interview, Morley Safer said that he'll never smoke pot with Mike Wallace again.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night

''In New York City, [this] is how we honor our heroes: We march them up Broadway and throw trash on them.''
David Letterman, commenting on the Yankees' World Series victory parade, on Late Show

''Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this — the Ellen DeGeneres show?''
Jimmy James (Stephen Root) after seeing Lisa (Maura Tierney) kiss Dave (Dave Foley), who was in drag for Halloween, on NewsRadio

Originally posted Nov 15, 1996 Published in issue #353 Nov 15, 1996 Order article reprints
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