59. REVELATIONS
WRITER: KIM NEWTON
DIR.: NUTTER
Scully plays guardian angel and scrutinizes her own lapsed
Catholicism while protecting a boy, ''chosen by God,'' who is
being pursued by a serial killer of supposed stigmatics. Historic moment: Despite her ever-present cross, Scully has
never addressed her faith until now. Presents a nice paradox for
her science-driven character. Creative casting: The usually
monstrous Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes) as Owen Jarvis,
the boy's saintly and ''incorruptible'' protector. Critique: Strangely, this script's inventiveness derives from its choice
of the most mainstream paranormality of all Christianity. Bonus
points for the always welcome Scully/Mulder role reversal (she
believes in the face of his disbelief). B+
60. WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES
WRITER: DARIN MORGAN
DIR.: MANNERS
Roaches appear to be overrunning a Massachusetts town in this
homage to '50s horror classics like The Blob, replete with
cheesily ominous soundtrack and a crazed local populace. Creative casting: Bobbie Phillips (Murder One) as Bambi Berenbaum, the bodacious entomologist who elicits moon eyes from
Mulder and eye rolling from Scully. (Personal aside: Phillips
has since gotten booed at an X-Files convention for coming
between Mulder and Scully.) Critique: Irreverent camp that's
infested with laughs (and creepy-crawlies) but throws
credibility out the window. A-
61. SYZYGY
WRITER: CARTER
DIR.: BOWMAN
Heathers has got nothing on teen hell-raisers Margi and Terri,
who gleefully eliminate their high school foes one by one. Then
again, the entire town of Comity seems to be exhibiting bizarre
behavior including a vodka-swilling Mulder and a butt-smoking
Scully. The cause? An extremely rare planetary alignment
resulting in a grand square, a geological vortex, a ''cosmic
G-spot.'' Fine. Whatever. Creative casting: Wendy Benson and Lisa
Robin Kelly as the not-so-clueless teens with the ''hate him,
hate him, wouldn't want to date him'' mantra. Critique: Another
uproarious send-up, this time of teen venom, B-movie paranoia,
and our agents' painfully restrained rapport. Also includes one
of Mulder's and Scully's funniest exchanges. Scully: ''Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the
big, macho man?'' Mulder: ''No, I was just never sure your little
feet could reach the pedals.'' A
62. GROTESQUE
WRITER: GORDON
DIR.: MANNERS
FBI legend and longtime Mulder foe Bill Patterson inexplicably
enlists Mulder's help in catching a murderous gargoyle prone to
mutilating its victims' faces. Critique: Ponderous, oblique, and
featuring one of Mulder's always annoying, easy-way-out
soliloquy summations. Will turn you to stone. D
63. PIPER MARU
WRITERS: SPOTNITZ/CARTER
DIR.: BOWMAN
A French salvage ship arrives in San Diego with its crew dying
of radiation burns, which tips Mulder off to possible alien
contact. Indeed, this introduces us to a whole new
extraterrestrial life force one that enters and leaves humans
as an oily film. Mulder travels to Hong Kong in search of what
else? the truth and encounters the now renegade Krycek, still
in possession of the MJ file. Historic moment: Skinner gets shot
for his persistent investigation of Scully's sister's death. Critique: A tough and sentimental Scully and action-packed
detective work by Mulder enhance an already crackling scenario. A